The Mornin' Spit in yer Coffee..........it is NOT heresy...

Perish the thought! O_O [img]wink.gif[/img]

curses, foiled again. [img]mad.gif[/img]

What'd I'd really love is to be some rich old mans personal secretary. Then at least I'd only have one asshole grab assing instead of throngs of people. And hey, at least now I have a small arsenal of miniskirts. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

any in my size?
I mean, uh... [img]redface.gif[/img]

Well I'm sure once you wrestled and squeezed into them they'd be your size. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Ripper is correct.

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[04/06/05] - Fooled! | Forums

Mwaha. Chalk up another success for our annual April Fools' Day gag. Maynard found Jesus. Sure he did. This year's prank actually got a mention over at MTV.com, making it the first April Fools' joke to get written up there since the ol' Bus Crash of 1997. (They have since updated the original article to reflect the fact that they fell for it. Excellent.) Fan responses ranged from disbelief to despondent, which I suppose is good for this sort of thing. If you're curious, some of them are posted here.

[04/01/05] - Completely unexpected

I have no idea how to introduce this, so I'll just post it. This is an email Maynard (the real one) sent in moments ago:

"hi, kabir. i thought it only fair to inform you first, before you hear it second or third hand. some recent events have led me to the rediscovery of jesus. tool will need to take the back seat. this may come as a shock. i just thought you should know considering all the support you given us over the years.
all my faith. maynard."

This is an actual email from actual MJK. I was going to type up a post about how the RIAA had sent us a letter shutting down The Tool Page (as this year's annual April Fools' Day joke), but now I just don't think it seems appropriate. More on this as it develops.



[ April 07, 2005 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Drau ]

no.
I caught my then-girlfriend fucking another guy.